Friday, March 4, 2011

Paranormal Lack-tivity

Casual conversation with a co-worker:

Him: "[Girlfriend] is out of town so now I can catch up on my scary movies."
Me: "Scary movies?"
Him: "Yeah, her punk-ass won't watch scary movies."
Me: "Did you just call your girlfriend a punk-ass?"
Him: "Well, she doesn't like scary movies!"

Ruefully, I'm gonna have to give him that. Absolute qualification for punk-ass-ness, right there.