They Sure Know How To Pick Their Battles...

Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Funeral Of Ronnie James Dio

Please, God, let this be true: I can not WAIT to see what happens to these assholes when they show up in front of thousands of grieving Black Sabbath fans. And it's going down on my birthday! Some badass biker beating the shit out of Fred Phelps would be one of the BEST PRESENTS EVER!!!

GOD HATES DOUCHEBAGS!!!

Yet Another Reason Why I Am Going To Hell

Priest presiding over my baby cousin's baptism: "Do you reject Satan, the father of sin and prince of darkness?"
Me, whispering to my sister: "...and Ozzie Osbourne, Prince of Darkness?"

Yes, sadly, this is exactly how mature I am.