Priest presiding over my baby cousin's baptism: "Do you reject Satan, the father of sin and prince of darkness?"
Me, whispering to my sister: "...and Ozzie Osbourne, Prince of Darkness?"
Yes, sadly, this is exactly how mature I am.
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OMG, that is soooo funny. I would've thought the same thing. I went to a wedding in a catholic church one time and noted how pleased I was when the holy water didn't begin boiling when I walked in. haha
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie is a better choice!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you needn't worry too much cause I truly believe God has a great sense of humor.
I agree with Dalia. Of course, God might think it is truly funny to send newly dead people to hell. S/He'll be all like, "Ha! You are mine now sucka...no not a sucka....shish ka bob, mwah ha ha ha".
ReplyDelete@His Girl: I'm with you. I'm honestly surprised every time I walk into a church and it isn't instantly struck by lightning. :)
ReplyDelete@Dalia: ZOMBIE! I didn't know you were a fan. High five! :)
I can't believe it myself...but yes, I am a fan of that Lucifer! :-/
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaahahahaaa!
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