Text messages sent to my sister by my cat from inside his carrier while traveling by train to Long Island:
"i think im beimg kidnapped. i'm stuck in this fukken bag agan. always with this fukken bag."
"i wish i cud rome free with the wind in my hare like my feral forfathers."
"my ansestors ate yors, u kno."
"were chanjing at jamayka now. i thot it wud be warmer. this cold jamayka sux."
"do u think this bum wud share hiz beer with me if i aksed him?"
"rebecky sed i shud stop complaining becuz ther are lotz of cats out ther who r less forchunate then me. i think thats bulshit."
"shes letting me lissen to her ipod tho. who iz this adum lambert fag?"
"wud it kil her to play a littel foghat?"
"ok were heer now. cum pik us up. ill be the one in the bag waring the hedfones."
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My Israeli dog has a better English that your American cat. Now, how can that be possible?
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All cats spell like that. It's on the Interwebz, so it must be true. (icanhascheezburger.com)
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