Friday, March 12, 2010

Of Cheap Plastic Crap And Sparkling Vampires

Last night I saw a Walmart commercial advertising the latest Twilight movie on DVD.

I thought the FCC had rules against obscenity.

3 comments:

  1. I haven't seen that one.

    Walmart -
    None in this part of the planet...
    (could you believe?)

    Twilight -
    Twice a week on cable!
    (stop this agony, please?)


    FCC-
    No rules against sex with vampires...yet!
    (Unless they are gay vampires)

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  2. Just wondering...does vampire sex always involve biting or is it more of a random thing...like sometimes it might include biting and sometimes it is just regular sex? Guess I need to watch more Trueblood or something.

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  3. I have no idea. I don't understand this recent vampire explosion. I am not an expert on vampire lore. I may have vampiric tendencies, but that's always just been a regular sex thing. I've never drawn blood.

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