Mondo Guerra.
And now, Miss Arkansas, Alyse Eady.
I refuse to believe that this woman didn't win:
The new Miss America, Teresa Scanlan of Nebraska, is allegedly only 17 years old. I'm hoping for a Vanessa Williams-style scandal in which they discover she's really underage so the yodeling ventriloquist can assume the crown.
I mean, c'mon! She's a YODELING VENTRILOQUIST! How could you possibly find a talent more suitably representative of the overwhelming ridiculousness that is the Miss America pageant?
Plus, her evening gown was WAY fiercer.
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