Guy with a bike knocking into me as he gets off the train: "You could have just stepped out, lady!"
Me: "And you could have not brought a bike on the train during rush hour, dick."
Me: "Excuse me, could I sit there?"
Woman holding a coffee and a cell phone with 3 tote bags taking up the seat next to her: "Sorry, I've got too much stuff."
Me: "Of course you do. And of course your stuff paid for that seat. Thanks a lot."
My commutes have become so much more enoyable now that I've actually started saying these things out loud...
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if you would film them, the rest of us could enjoy them too
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