Cat Tales

hi. my name is boo. im a cat. im 4 and a haf yeers old and i liv in brooklin with rebecky. sumtimes wen she is buzy or asleep or at work i go on her computer or send text messajes on her fone. today i thot i wud make a blog.

i didnt alwasy liv in brooklin. i used to liv in the country house with dian and bruzza and the skinny one. sumtimes i go bak ther and visit wen im on bacation. i hav to take the trane to go ther. i am very gud and brave wen i am on the trane but i hate being in that fukken bag.

my favrite places in brooklin are the closet and the red chair. sumtimes i try to go in the tub but rebecky doesnt like that. one time wen rebecky was coming home from werk i snuck out the door and got out in the halway. it wasnt very exciting out ther and it smelled weerd. most of the time i just hang owt under the bed.

i like to chase string and skratch cardbord and push pens around on the flor and i like to run around very fast for no reeson. i like to watch survivor with rebecky to and i also watch the fier escape show. in the bacation house i used to watch the bird show and the skwirrel show during the day and the bug show at ni9te but i gess we dont get those chanels in brooklin.

i like to bet on sports games to. im usually pretty acurate with the ncaa brakets but a few yeers ago i lost three humdred bux to the rotwiler in 4J when the red bird teem lost the super bowl. that sukked.

i like to sniff shoes but im afrade of balloons. they make my tale get fat and then i hav3 to hide under the cowch. sumtimes i make rebecky sneez wen i get rite in her face. i dont no why that happenz but it usually skares me too and i hav to hide under the cowch agan. i also dont like wen rebecky puts on the fake wind wen its hot out. its noisy and i can feel it touching me but its invisible like a gost and gosts are skary so i hav to slink down verry low and run past it very fast.

my favrite food is rarbecue and my favrite moovie is Robocop. Robocop is awesum. sumtimes wen i am confused or afrade i ask myslef wat wud Robocop do? i dont alwasy no wat the anser to that wud be but its fun to pretend that im Robocop.

im gonna go take a nap in the lawndry basket now. thankx for reeding my blog.