Just found a new one:
"Typically Irregular Crotch Shapes"
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Quickie!
A few more illustrations of the "intangible benefits" of my job:
"Personnel shall not ride the sling."
(a) Male Handle.
(b) Female Handle.
Section II: Guide To Selection Of Flow Measurement Methods
Putzmeister America
"The finish on nuts shall be the same type as that on the bolts they are mating with."
GENERAL NOTE: Always test with full tip insertion.
"Personnel shall not ride the sling."
(a) Male Handle.
(b) Female Handle.
Section II: Guide To Selection Of Flow Measurement Methods
Putzmeister America
"The finish on nuts shall be the same type as that on the bolts they are mating with."
GENERAL NOTE: Always test with full tip insertion.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Dear Assholes Blasting Music On The Street Loud Enough For Me To Hear With My Windows Closed And My Television On:
SHUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP!!!
Don't MAKE me turn this into Do The Right Thing down there, you inconsiderate fucks...
THE.
FUCK.
UP!!!
Don't MAKE me turn this into Do The Right Thing down there, you inconsiderate fucks...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Walking With Psycho-saurs
Since when did they start letting Insane Clown Posse teach religion classes in Australia?
Some real scientific-like intellectual shit.
My favorite excerpt:
"The scripture teacher told the class that all people were descended from Adam and Eve," he said. "My daughter rightly pointed out, as I had been teaching her about DNA and science, that 'wouldn't they all be inbred?' But the teacher replied that DNA wasn't invented then."
Maybe the teacher has a point. That statement does make her sound inbred...
Some real scientific-like intellectual shit.
My favorite excerpt:
"The scripture teacher told the class that all people were descended from Adam and Eve," he said. "My daughter rightly pointed out, as I had been teaching her about DNA and science, that 'wouldn't they all be inbred?' But the teacher replied that DNA wasn't invented then."
Maybe the teacher has a point. That statement does make her sound inbred...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Talkin' 'Bout My Generation
Of the following 2 choices, which do you believe most accurately applies to the recent Washington, D.C. "Restoring Honor" rally, audaciously held on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s historical "I Have A Dream" speech?
(A) "The Woodstock of the next generation" [excerpt courtesy of Glenn Beck]
(B) "Glenn Beck's Slob Picnic" [excerpt courtesy of Wonkette]
For those of you who chose (A) and are keeping track at home, the order now goes:
1. Original Woodstock
2. Mud Woodstock*
3. Fire Woodstock
4. Teabaggage Woodstock, aka (to fallaciously reference another generation-defining music festival), GlennBeckPalooza
*I WAS AT THAT ONE!!! HOW FUCKIN' COOL AM I?!?
(A) "The Woodstock of the next generation" [excerpt courtesy of Glenn Beck]
(B) "Glenn Beck's Slob Picnic" [excerpt courtesy of Wonkette]
For those of you who chose (A) and are keeping track at home, the order now goes:
1. Original Woodstock
2. Mud Woodstock*
3. Fire Woodstock
4. Teabaggage Woodstock, aka (to fallaciously reference another generation-defining music festival), GlennBeckPalooza
*I WAS AT THAT ONE!!! HOW FUCKIN' COOL AM I?!?
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