Since when did they start letting Insane Clown Posse teach religion classes in Australia?
Some real scientific-like intellectual shit.
My favorite excerpt:
"The scripture teacher told the class that all people were descended from Adam and Eve," he said. "My daughter rightly pointed out, as I had been teaching her about DNA and science, that 'wouldn't they all be inbred?' But the teacher replied that DNA wasn't invented then."
Maybe the teacher has a point. That statement does make her sound inbred...
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That's the problem with religions!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey can't deal with the fact that babies come from Paris...
Babies come from Paris?? LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteWOW! You didn't know this?
ReplyDeleteBabies are delivered from Paris like this:
http://www.actosdeamor.com/ciguena.gif
I want that on a t-shirt. The Paris part, not the inbred part. Also, this on a t-shirt, compliments of my toddler. "Iquanas. Yes."
ReplyDeleteI don't get it either but it has a certain something, don't you think?
Wow, you are weird. I know the stork story, but where does the Paris part come from??
ReplyDelete"Iguanas: Hell Yes!" I would TOTALLY wear that on a t-shirt. :D
You are the one that believes all that crap about babies coming as a result of intercourse ... and I am the weird? :P
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