Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I Feel Pretty

Woman in elevator, Friday afternoon: "I love your hair! It's so pretty!"

Old guy in front of bodega, Saturday night: "Hello, pretty lady!"

Massage therapist, Sunday morning: "How can you not have a boyfriend? You're so pretty!"

You know, if they keep this up, I'm gonna start to believe it...

5 comments:

  1. Don't you just love it when that happens?? You ARE pretty! From what i can tell, anyway...

    My week: "You look real refreshed"-(Sarcasm laden) "Oh my God, are you okay?"-(genuine concern) "You're at least faking looking refreshed" -(attempt to butter me up - from my boss, who is the cause of my current disheveled state) "You look as HORRIBLE as you feel"-(me to myself in the mirror) "You look good"-(Boyfriend who probably just wanted some)

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  2. I told you you are pretty!
    I guess stalkers' opinion don't count. :P

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  3. Hell...good English, Dalia!

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  4. You are pretty. And witty. The "kind" part might need some work:-)

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  5. Then again, being too kind might get you shot dead in your neighborhood so don't work on that. I'd miss you, Pretty Lady.

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