Thursday, May 20, 2010

Why I May Not Be Cut Out For eHarmony, or, What? It Can Reveal A Lot About A Person!

Today I got to the "ask your own questions" stage with one of my eHarmony matches. My first question:

"Would you rather fight a zombie or a giant spider?"

It's best to get the fundamentals out of the way right off the bat...

4 comments:

  1. A Zombie because a.) they are a lot less common than spiders so it is rather unlikely to happen, b.) they have fewer legs and are generally bigger than even a giant spider and c.) they are stupid (or so they are portrayed on Trueblood).

    I think that is a valid question. What is your problem?

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  2. LOL. It depends on the zombie and how giant the spider. I am afraid of both, but I think the spider might be more deadly!

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  3. That is an excellent question!

    This Zombie/Huge spider issue can become a big problem for a healthy long lasting relationship.

    I personally know people that would choose the Zombie for a fight. But I also know there are lots of Huge spider fighters out there.

    Believe me, hey don't belong together!

    Zombie fighters are cowards. They know zombies don't exist. That means they're scared of spiders!
    Huge spider fighters usually are smart asses. They know they won't have to fight one ever....because they always marry another huge spider fighter to do that job.

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  4. So Dalia, what you are saying is either a coward or a smart ass. There you go, Becca. Which do you prefer. I'm thinking smartass.

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