Thursday, January 28, 2010

Late-Breaking Lame Claim To Fame: Volume IV

This just happened:

BeccaGo: @negativeneil Am I old enough for it to be creepy if I hit on you?
negativeneil: @BeccaGo yes you are


Boys and girls, that is Adam Lambert's brother personally shooting me down via Twitter.

Thank you, and good night!
[Special thanks to Dalia for coming to my defense during my absence.]

12 comments:

  1. That is Adam Lambert's ful-of-shit troubled brother, if I may add... :)

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  2. I would pay to follow a Twitt session between you 2 eloquent characters.
    This time Neil got lucky you weren't online :)

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  3. Adam Lambert's bro Neil is hilarious! LOL

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  4. I admit he is a particularly talented smartass. I really wasn't expecting any other answer, or an answer at all, for that matter. It would have been disappointing if he had been nice to me. >:)

    Dalia, I heard he's looking for work, so if the pay is right, you never know...

    And he probably just hasn't been alerted yet to the fact that younger men are my specialty. I'm notorious for it. ;)

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  5. You better go for IQ, not age...there aren't many guys that can match yours.
    (Do I sound like your fan again....? shit).

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  6. Please, I need a really long list of synonyms for the word hilarious!!!

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  7. My go-to praise words for something funny are: awesome (WAY overused), amazing, outstanding, fantastic, priceless, stupendous, well-played, and "OMG I'm crying!" None of which necessarily mean "hilarious" but screw that. >:) Riotous and uproarious work, too.

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  8. Riotous and uproarious...
    If I use these 2 people will give me the finger!

    Let's hope no more words are murdered by Glamour armies!

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  9. Yeah! Neil is such an asshole!!!

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  10. Is not! I still think he's hilarious. :)

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  11. HILARIOUS ......grrrrrrr that f... word!

    Have this Mexican answer (imagine it said with the heaviest Mexican accent):

    I kill you for one peso, but because you're my friend, I kill you for nothing...!

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  12. Hee hee... :P

    LoL, good line! You disappeared on Twitter. I was worried. :)

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