Things You Wouldn't Necessarily Guess By Looking At Me

1. I play poker.

[Yes, I realize the hand pictured is only a pair of Aces and not a royal flush. It was pre-game — I didn't set up the props.]

2. I used to be a roller girl.

Peta Sassin, #AK-47, Long Island Roller Rebels

3. I wanted to be a WWE Diva.

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*Ok, I swear to God I own an autographed Polaroid picture of me and Lita, and I just tore up my place looking for it, but it is nowhere to be found. I'm scouring the attic for it next time I visit home. I will produce this priceless piece of photographic evidence if it is the last thing I ever do, damn it! I dare you to doubt my integrity!