Text message exchange with my brother:
Me: "Today is Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!"
Me: "And tomorrow, May the 5th once again rule the Galaxy!"
Him: "Jabba the Hut 8th me for dinner."
Followed by this haiku:
"Star Wars was real good.
Wookiees rule; they're so sexy.
Yoda is horny."
Suck on that, Lucas.
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Me Likey. Sex and the City.
ReplyDeleteI only saw the very first Star Wars movie when I was 15.
ReplyDeleteI remember that Fisher actress with 2 doughnuts on her head.
Yeah...that was real sexy! (ugh)
The robots were hot, tho! :D
By the way, don't you mean "Horny Yoda Is" or "Yoda horny is? Just saying
ReplyDelete@TCHC: Good point. Bring this up with him I will. :D
ReplyDelete@Dalia: R2-D2!