From Mississippi Mama via Project RunGay:
"Justin Bieber makes me want to drop-kick a red-tailed hawk into a brush fire."
Showing posts with label FIRE. Show all posts
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Monday, May 3, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Her Last Name Is "Shallow" For A Reason...
What Parvati sounded like on last night's episode of Survivor:
"I wanted to win and Rob totally won! Ha ha ha! Can you believe it? That someone won and someone else didn't? I was like, what just happened? And then Russell made this speech that I didn't understand and he gave me the Immunity Idol and I was like, ok, I guess I'll use it! Ha ha ha! Because that's what you're supposed to do with it, right? I mean, I don't understand strategy, I just thought he was giving me a present because I'm pretty. And this next part — get ready for this — Jeff read a bunch of names off some little pieces of paper! It was so crazy! I was like, what just happened? And then this tall skinny guy whose name I don't know because he's, like, the only guy who doesn't flirt with me at camp (I know, right?!?) had to leave and Jeff used his magic wand to turn the fire invisible and then there were hot dogs. Ha ha ha! I have a lisp."
"I wanted to win and Rob totally won! Ha ha ha! Can you believe it? That someone won and someone else didn't? I was like, what just happened? And then Russell made this speech that I didn't understand and he gave me the Immunity Idol and I was like, ok, I guess I'll use it! Ha ha ha! Because that's what you're supposed to do with it, right? I mean, I don't understand strategy, I just thought he was giving me a present because I'm pretty. And this next part — get ready for this — Jeff read a bunch of names off some little pieces of paper! It was so crazy! I was like, what just happened? And then this tall skinny guy whose name I don't know because he's, like, the only guy who doesn't flirt with me at camp (I know, right?!?) had to leave and Jeff used his magic wand to turn the fire invisible and then there were hot dogs. Ha ha ha! I have a lisp."
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