Today I attended a departmental procedural meeting in which these two sentences, in regard to the same topic, were spoken within minutes of each other:
"EVERYTHING has to be EXACTLY the same."
"Ignore any inconsistencies."
And it was 83 degrees in the office.
I don't believe these incidents were unrelated or coincidental. It is my belief that they pointedly serve to prove that my job is, literally, Hell.
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Thursday, January 13, 2011
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
"The Cigarette Incident"
[With all due apologies to author Bernard Dolan for any errors or inaccuracies in the quotation and transposition of this excerpt.]
"Because a cigarette?
IS LIKE A GOLD FUCKING COIN IN PRISON!
If you want someone robbed, beaten, gang-raped — you can PAY in CIGARETTES!
If you want conjugal visits, pornos, more time in the yard — Phillip Morris is an accepted form of currency!
And I'm thinking, 'FINALLY! A group of people who have their FUCKING priorities straight!'"
"Because a cigarette?
IS LIKE A GOLD FUCKING COIN IN PRISON!
If you want someone robbed, beaten, gang-raped — you can PAY in CIGARETTES!
If you want conjugal visits, pornos, more time in the yard — Phillip Morris is an accepted form of currency!
And I'm thinking, 'FINALLY! A group of people who have their FUCKING priorities straight!'"
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