I Am Never Eating Anything, Anywhere, Ever Again

Restaurant Inspection Information: NYC Department Of Health And Mental Hygiene

My local McDonald's has 43 violation points. 43!

I gotta get the hell out of Nogales...

Pedantry

Texts From Last Night (919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like "your herpes." And "you're" is a contraction for "you are," like "you're not sleeping with me."