Top 5 Things I Love About Living Alone

#5: Decorating however the hell I want.
#4: Never closing the bathroom door.
#3.5: Drinking out of the carton.
#3: Eating whatever I want without worryng about "leaving enough for someone else."
#2: Never having to hold my stomach in.
#1: Walking around pantless.

You Are What You Eat

I stopped at Gristedes today on my way home from work to buy Oreos. I walked out of the store with fresh pasta, deli cheese, spinach artichoke hummus, and carrot sticks.

I have no idea how this happened.

I think it may be what they call a breakthrough.