How You Know You Live In Park Slope 7: We're Lovin' It!

Even our McDonald's...

...looks like a coffeehouse.

How You Know You Live In Park Slope 6: The "F" is for "FREEDOM!"

TODAY'S F TRAIN FRANZEN TALLY*

Total number of passengers reading books: approx. 10
Number of passengers reading Jonathan Franzen's Freedom: 3
Number of passengers reading Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections: 2

GRAND TOTAL: 5/10 = approx. 50%

*Morning commute only

How You Know You Live In Park Slope 5: And Counting!

I like to play a little game every morning on my walk to the subway called: "Strollers Or Dogs: Which Will I See More Of?"

Today, Dogs beat Strollers by a respectable margin of 6 - 3.

However, the dark horse victory — coming in with an impressive final tally of 13 — goes to Bicycles.

Congratulations, Team Environmentally-Friendly-Alternate-Means-Of-Transportation!

How You Know You Live In Park Slope, 4-Play: Shameless Self Promotion

IT'S OFFICIAL!!! I've been Fucked In Park Slope! :D

How You Know You Live In Park Slope, Part 3: This Time It's Personal

Sorry I'm late — I missed the G train because I stopped to pet some whippets wearing knit sweaters that were leashed to a bike rack outside the coffee shop.

How You Know You Live In Park Slope, The Sequel: Tastes Like Chicken

No, Mr. Deli Man, when I asked if you had any chicken pot pies, I did not mean organic vegetable pot pies with tofu. But thanks anyway.

How You Know You Live In Park Slope

Graffiti consists of "Be Kind" scrawled on fence and "GO VEGAN!" carved into sidewalk.