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Showing posts with label Wizards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wizards. Show all posts
Friday, January 14, 2011
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Local Train To Mordor Now Arriving On Track 16
Text message exchange with my sister-in-law:
Me: There's a guy with a giant walking stick on my train. Think it might be Gandalf.
Fly: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Me: No, wait — he's black. YOU SHALL NOT PASS JAMAICA STATION!!
Seriously, why aren't there any black people in Middle-Earth? And are there female Orcs? Or are they all just hatched from mud like the Uruk-Hai? And did Galadriel and Elrond ever have a "thing" or is cross-breeding between the Rivendell Elves and the Lothlorien Elves frowned upon? These things are important, people!
Me: There's a guy with a giant walking stick on my train. Think it might be Gandalf.
Fly: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Me: No, wait — he's black. YOU SHALL NOT PASS JAMAICA STATION!!
Seriously, why aren't there any black people in Middle-Earth? And are there female Orcs? Or are they all just hatched from mud like the Uruk-Hai? And did Galadriel and Elrond ever have a "thing" or is cross-breeding between the Rivendell Elves and the Lothlorien Elves frowned upon? These things are important, people!
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