FML.

1. I got only 2 hours of sleep last night, due to what I believe was battery acid aggressively eroding my esophagus.

2. I threw up upon getting out of bed this morning.

3. I called in sick to work, but am not getting paid for it because I've used up all my sick days for the year.

4. I missed the company holiday party being held today.

5. A co-worker just called from the party to tell me I won a $100 gift certificate in the company-wide raffle, but they had to give it to someone else because I wasn't there to claim it.

So, my question is: should I just kill myself now, or, based on this progression of events, just wait a few hours and let it happen naturally?