Friday, April 9, 2010

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

"Why am I in love with a gay man?!"
"At least you're not in love with someone you've never even met."
"At least you have a shot!"
"But he doesn't even know who I am!"
"GAY!"
"Ok, fine, you win."

6 comments:

  1. If you're in love with a gay man maybe it's because he is connected to his female side, and you feel attracted to that. So, maybe you are a gay woman?
    And if that gay man you love, is attracted to a man that looks and acts like a woman, maybe he is an unaware straight man?
    Or if that gay man you love, is attracted to a man that looks and acts like a man, maybe he could also feel attracted to your tomboyish personality?

    I feel tired...
    You better go and find someone else to love! :P

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  2. Gay men are often easy to love. Works better if you are also another Gay man, though. Have you considered a sex change? At least he probably also loves Lady GaGa. I'm being a smartass because you have implanted a song in my head that I do NOT want in there. Song. Get Out My Head.

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  3. Same here... I can't get rid of that song.
    The only way to forget about it is switching to another atrocious GaGa tune!

    Mum mum mum mah
    Mum mum mum mah

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  4. Haha, thanks guys, but I'm not the one in love with the gay man. Shocking, I know... :)

    P-p-p-pokerface, p-p-pokerface...

    http://beccago.blogspot.com/2010/01/ice-queen.html

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