Wednesday, April 7, 2010

"The Cigarette Incident"

[With all due apologies to author Bernard Dolan for any errors or inaccuracies in the quotation and transposition of this excerpt.]

"Because a cigarette?

IS LIKE A GOLD FUCKING COIN IN PRISON!

If you want someone robbed, beaten, gang-raped — you can PAY in CIGARETTES!

If you want conjugal visits, pornos, more time in the yard — Phillip Morris is an accepted form of currency!

And I'm thinking, 'FINALLY! A group of people who have their FUCKING priorities straight!'"

3 comments:

  1. A-
    Cigarette is like a coin?
    No way!
    You can't smoke a coin! ;)

    B-
    "Fucking priorities... gay" fits better in prison.

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  2. BTW, I 100% agree with InsolentIntellect!

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  3. hahaha Priorities Gay. I love that. And cigarettes. I wouldn't throw a gold coin out either.

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