I've decided instead of being all whiny and emo about my romantic situation to do something a little more proactive about it. So...
Edgy but goofy single white female; 35, 5'9", 38B; short reddish hair, big blue eyes, hipster glasses, painted toenails. Outspoken and opinionated; witty, sarcastic, and hilarious. Editor by day; sexy villainess by night; karaoke champ on the weekends. Reader, writer, roller skater. Love fast food, foreign films and fancy dresses.
In search of someone tall and talented, well-read and well-spoken; a sweet and sexy scrawny rebel librarian type. Cool hair, pretty eyes, nice smile; fun and smart with a warped sense of humor (absolute MUST). Sexually adventurous; socially and politically conscious. Be nice to the waiter. Hold my hand on the subway. Wave at little kids. Know I have a weakness for younger men.
Brooklyn/NYC area, please. No chest hair necessary. Tattoos preferred but not required. Excellent kissers only.
Spread the word, ladies. And surprise me, gentlemen. ;)
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hehehe, funny
ReplyDeleteIf this guy exists he's being kidnaped while you write the post. :D
ReplyDeleteI could use one of those....
ReplyDelete@Insolent: It's funny, but it's true. :)
ReplyDelete@Dalia: Mossad...?
YES! Mossad female agents!
ReplyDelete:D
So - any surprises yet?
ReplyDeleteI love it. Especially the sexually adventurous part. Obviously I'm just catching up here.
ReplyDelete@Stolen: Sadly, no. :(
ReplyDelete@TCHC: Thank you! And it's ok, I'm kinda just catching up myself. I've been slacking lately. :)