Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"We Will Not Be Moving Forward With Your Application"

Dear W_____ Realty:

CURSE YOU AND YOUR WEASELLY FINANCIALLY-MANDATED GHETTO IMPRISONMENT!!! I SHALL OVERCOME THIS OBSTACLE!!! BE FOREWARNED, PARK SLOPE — MY WRATH WILL BE TERRIBLE AND UNRELENTING!!!

Hell hath no fury like a prospective tenant scorned.

Eat shit,
BeccaGo

5 comments:

  1. LOTHR pathos...OH!

    (*rolling eyes*)

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  2. That's not Lord of the Rings! Those are my own original words! :P

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  3. LOTHR style pathos, then!

    :D

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  4. hmmm. NOt sure if it is me or I'm not getting your updates. I have some catching up to do. This sort of reminds me of another site I came across. Did you know there is a national "Talk Like Shakespeare" day, and a lot of websites to support it???

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  5. Park Slope? Home of that Sassy Curmudgeon and the blogger we hate that wears fur AND of the dog sweater thief??? That's a happening neighborhood.

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