According to The Daily News, Elisabeth Hasselbeck believes that "a lot of older lesbians would have turned out straight...if they could only land a man."
Well, I believe that a lot of former Survivor contestants wouldn't have become hosts of 'The View'...if they could only land a Playboy pictorial.
I also believe that stupid opinions like this wouldn't even be aired or considered...if only dim-witted, ignorant bimbos weren't hosts of a fatuous, asinine talk show.
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You're hassling back Hasselback? :D
ReplyDeleteOh God. I've always tried to like her but this time she's gone too far. I'm reminded of every narrow-minded do-gooder (wannabe) I've ever met. I don't understand why she is on television unless....maybe moste American women like her?????....could it be us??? Does not compute.
ReplyDelete@Dalia: Oh, you clever devil, you! :D
ReplyDelete@TCHC: I never even tried to like her. I don't understand how being a a former reality-TV contestant and married to a third-rate NFL player gets you a national audience for your fucked-up opinions, yet I'm still not famous...
Dalia, I stole your witticism to re-title this post. I'll give you a percentage of the royalties...
ReplyDeletePERFECT! I'm rich! :D
ReplyDeleteUh...not exactly... :P
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