Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Things That Make Me Uncomfortable: Appendix

Co-workers who brush their teeth in the ladies room.

People near me on the subway watching movies with sex scenes on their iPads.

Shirtless guys in public.

Waiting for someone to finish using the copy machine.

Someone waiting for me to finish using the copy machine.

Hardcore Brooklyn hipsters.

4 comments:

  1. HAHAHA!!!!! That was the Appendix?

    This is the Peritoneal Appendix! (fill in the blanks)

    Co-workers _________ing in the ladies room.

    People near you on the subway ___________ing while watching movies with sex scenes on their iPads.

    Shirtless guys _________ing in public.

    Waiting for someone to finish __________ing on the copy machine.

    Someone waiting for you to finish _________ing on the copy machine.

    Hardcore Brooklyn hipsters (this one remains the same!)

    :P

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  2. Having teenage son plop down next to me while watching werewolves have sex on Trueblood.

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  3. @TCHC: OMG, good one! I should add "Watching 'Brokeback Mountain' with my mom"...which I did when it first came out in theaters. *eek*

    @Dalia: What the hell are you talking about? :D

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  4. I think she is talking about _______ing.
    Here's another true example. Watching that Sharon Stone "watch while I cross and uncross my legs while exposing my lady parts" movie with my mother-in-law. What was the name of that movie, anyway?

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