Thursday, July 8, 2010

THE DECISION!

After an unprecedented period of anxious speculation, BeccaGo has offically announced what trusted sources have reported and confirmed: She has decided to leave the living room and go to the bedroom. It was a tough choice, between staying in the living room, going to the kitchen, or going to the bathroom, but she feels that she's done the best thing for her. She appreciates the support she's received from the living room, from both the couch and the coffee table, and she will always be grateful for the experiences they have shared, but she believes that her style of sleeping is more suited to the bedroom, and she couldn't pass up this opportunity for herself. She looks forward to joining the bed and the pillows and working together as a team to achieve what has so long eluded her during her otherwise illustrious afternoon — a nice long nap.

3 comments:

  1. Becca!!!

    This one is funny and sad...
    Please divorce from your actual apartment...soon!

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  2. This one is actually based on the LeBron James spectacle from last night. It's about as ridiculous as his actual announcement.

    And I am apartment hunting as we speak... :)

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  3. In this late breaking news, an unidentified source claims there are underlying reasons for this sudden decision. Stay tuned.

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