Monday, March 15, 2010

Get A Damn Job

Via Twitter again:

negativeneil: I would rather pour salt in my urethra than write another cover letter. It's gotta be Kosher salt, though. I'm not a fucking maniac.

Have I mentioned that I love this man?
Posted by at
Labels: , , ,

6 comments:

  1. KristenMarch 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    Your Twitter updates are highly entertaining. As someone who would love to have fall in my lap a job that DOESN'T make me want to shoot myself, I feel Neil's pain. Cover letters are precisely the reason why I continue to show up for a job that DOES make me want to shoot myself (most of the time). So, instead of saying I'd rather pour salt in my urethra, I can just say I'd rather keep my current and wretched job than write cover letters.

    (I'm getting good at this stalker thing!)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Dalia B.March 15, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    I just love his subtle style. Not prosaic at all...
    By his writing he elevates his readers to the highest spheres of spiritualism.
    I'm inspired!!!

    sigh... :D

    ReplyDelete
  3. BeccaGoMarch 15, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    Why, thank you. :) As a writer, you'd think I'd be a cover letter ace, but I really have no idea. They give me panic attacks.

    Stalking is a fine art. :D

    ReplyDelete
  4. BeccaGoMarch 15, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    And don't forget the noble and enlightening future career in pornography...

    ReplyDelete
  5. Dalia B.March 16, 2010 at 3:01 AM

    One good thing about pornography:
    No cover, but "uncover" letters...

    ReplyDelete
  6. BeccaGoMarch 16, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    ZING! Good line! :D

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)