Thursday, March 25, 2010

Her Last Name Is "Shallow" For A Reason...

What Parvati sounded like on last night's episode of Survivor:

"I wanted to win and Rob totally won! Ha ha ha! Can you believe it? That someone won and someone else didn't? I was like, what just happened? And then Russell made this speech that I didn't understand and he gave me the Immunity Idol and I was like, ok, I guess I'll use it! Ha ha ha! Because that's what you're supposed to do with it, right? I mean, I don't understand strategy, I just thought he was giving me a present because I'm pretty. And this next part — get ready for this — Jeff read a bunch of names off some little pieces of paper! It was so crazy! I was like, what just happened? And then this tall skinny guy whose name I don't know because he's, like, the only guy who doesn't flirt with me at camp (I know, right?!?) had to leave and Jeff used his magic wand to turn the fire invisible and then there were hot dogs. Ha ha ha! I have a lisp."

8 comments:

  1. Wow-sorry I am missing that drama!

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  2. Gee!
    I don't watch the show, but from what you wrote I get the picture.
    I just hope she's not a blond... :-/


    P.D. No...she's not. I just checked.

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  3. No, she's not blonde, just vapid. This episode was one giant yet awesome WTF. My sister and i are still talking about it.

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  4. Hi Becca, I've passed on to you a Beautiful Blogger award. Go on. Check it out. Dalia, you are also included because you are The Stalker and part of the whole great package. I will not be ignored Ladies.

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  5. I may have forgotten to mention you have to go to my blog. To get the award. And rules. I know you'll love that part.

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  6. This is the first time a chicken surprises me!
    Me included in Becca's award for being her nightmarish stalker reminds me of a Freddie Krueger movie. That classic scene where a horrendous creature gets out of a person's body...

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