Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Phrases In Spanish That I Remember Solely To Confuse People

Yo tengo queso en mis ojos.

¿Quieres albóndigas? ¡Si, siempre!

¿La basura, por favor?

¡Las balsas salvavidas!

¿Donde están mis zapatos? ¡En la biblioteca con mi gato!

¿Qué hora es? Queso.


4 comments:

  1. Yo tengo queso en mis ojos.
    Cheese? what? in the eyes?

    ¿La basura, por favor?
    Main reason for having a husband...
    and killing cucarachas too!

    ¡Las balsas salvavidas!
    WTH?

    ¿Qué hora es? Queso.

    The rest is somehow logical...for someone like you HA HA HA
    Cheese fixation...I wonder what does that say about you :)

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  2. I won't laugh at your Spanish, since you've been quite polite about my Spanglish...

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  3. "Cheese in my eyes" really happened -- Cinco de Mayo party. Don't ask.

    What, you mean you've never just shouted "The life rafts!" for no apparent reason? Am I alone in this...?

    Laugh all you want -- I don't claim to be proficient. The last Spanish class I took was 21 years ago. The only useful thing I remember is "Puedo ir al bano, por favor?" because she wouldn't let us go unless we asked in Spanish. That and "cerveza."

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  4. The life rafts! ah...yeah...NO I have not.

    Cerveza because she wouldn't let you drink one unless you ordered it in Spanish?

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