Friday, February 19, 2010

The Two Best Things I've Heard Shouted From The Street Outside My Apartment Since I've Been Living Here

"VANESSA!* I LOVE YOU! I'M SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU! I WANT YOU BACK!"
*Name has been changed to protect the innocent.

"THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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  1. Dalia B.February 20, 2010 at 4:41 AM

    Possible answer:

    "JOHNNY!* I HATE YOU! I'M NOT SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU! I WANT YOU DEAD!"

    *Name hasn't been changed to endanger the *MOTHERFUCKER

    *A white policeman...

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  2. BeccaGoFebruary 20, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    A: No argument here! :)
    B: This was Election Night 2008. People were literally dancing in the streets. This particular guy was standing on a mailbox. Pretty sure I even heard a marching band down the block. The white policemen knew better than to disturb the festivities.

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